Names are odd things that are given to us at birth and we are supposed to accept them and whatever fate is associated. You have to wonder when a name is picked what was going through the minds of the picker? If it is true that no two people are alike(Like snow flakes), then why not give each person a name that is unique to them? Some names are given out of obligation, you know "family" names Jonathan James Jackson Hunter the third....... others to get as far away from the "family" name given to them. Dweezel or Moonunit. You can tell a lot about the giver from a name. If your name is Flower, Lovechild or Peace you pretty much know the parents were hang'n out at Woodstock smok'n bones. There are names that once you say them, you immediately know the name that follows. Atilla, Joan, Jack, Hannilble, Ivan and Alexander to mention a few. Race sometimes effects what name you are given, which if thought about maybe should be studied like genealogy. If I tell you my name is Shateeka, Latisha, Jackson or Jermain can you guess my race? Ethnicity and religion too play a role. If my name is Mark, Abe or Issac, you could guess my last name will be a Cohen, Goldstein or Ruben.... Religious names are very popular, David, Mark, Paul, John, etc. etc. Mine is Joram, It's in the Old Testament-Book of Kings. He was the youngest of three brothers who's father, a very just and well liked king, feel ill and was about to die. Joram then, anxious to be King, would kill his brothers. He was anything but fair and was not liked. He would eventually died a horrible death, because of his promiscuity, his bowels fell out from a disease.... Thanks Mom. The really funny part is how did my mother find it, she was a devout Atheist! She was very creative with my sisters also, except I don't think they have any past to live down...Karima, Sami, Justi. There are parents out there that have absolutely no creativity, unless you call naming all 6 of your boys the same first name, George as in George Formen creative. Unique maybe but not creative. How are you supposed to tattle? There are some religious names I feel should be retired, like a great athletes number. Jesus is one of those, but the Latin pop wouldn't vote to take it out of circulation. Will the real Jesus please stand up.... Some names dictate the life of the person receiving it. If you want a big tough kid, name him Brutus, Beowulf or Butkis. If you want brains, well its obvious you call them Einstein, Issac, Sigmund or Joram(OK so i threw that in there so what)If your name is Bertha, then why didn't they just go ahead and put BIG before it on the birth cert.? You know they didn't choose Twiggy as the name for the biggest driver in your golf bag...Bye the way was twiggy her real name... If you want your child to aspire to grow up and get a trailer. Why not call them Billy-bob, Bobbyjoe or Sarah-lee. There are names that wont ever be used again, just because who had them in the past... Adolph, Osama, Benedict Arnold, Judas, George Bush, Dick(good first name) Cheney. Some parent unknowingly give names that in another culture or language will cause some eyes to widen. I recently met an Asian front desk clerk who's name was Larry. But when ever I see an Asian with an American name I know their just trying to fit in. So I feel bad and always ask for their real name. His real name was Hung I almost, but didn't, ask if his last name was Lo. Some parents have a sense of humor. I knew a girl in college who's last name was Belem, So the parents choose to name her Sarah.. That's the truth. I guess they too wanted a smart girl. The next President of our country will have a name that was surely never there before. It will be a female name. What the Hill r we think'n? I'm not sure we were ready for the the world to be introduced to the next president as, I give you President Obama. Osama meet Obama....You knew there was no way it would be president Huckabee. Movie stares are always changing there names to something that "sounds" more celeberty? The most obvious was Penis Van Lesbian... you know Dick Van Dyke! And few names that no parent who loves their child should ever use.... Candy, Sugar, Honey, Angel,(unless you want her to be a stripper)Erastus, Peter Willy (and you know their going to get harassed). If you want your kid to grow up and be an ave Joe, name him Tom, Dick, Harry and my favorite never to call your child name..... Richard Cranium. Now, as the election for president draws near we better get the proper way to address our next presidential spouse. Will it be First man? remembere he is a former president which means untill his death he has a formal title as MR President. So, maybe Mr and mrs. President? How about first man to be first man... a schucks lets just call him Bill Another odd coincidence that makes me pause.. If only I knew what it was be-cause... Fox interviewed a "Name consultant" tonight, And I wrote this post two days ago? Another I don't Know........ Anyway, this "name Consultant" gets 150 hr to help parents pick names! What is that! Its like Psychotherapy for your pets. I guess its true, Build it And they will come... make it and someone will buy it...and now create an occupation and someone out there will hire you....I just hope it follows me here... write it and someone will read it. Sunday Jan. 6th- Andy Rooney did his scit on 60minutes on.... you guessed it names? "Andrew" alot of similarities. Hey Andy, I dont want to "Rooney" your day, but mine was better. MARCH 11 2008- I watched a show on the Discovery about one of the last uncharted and unexplored regions left on our planet. It is miles under our ocean and has life like that you think you would find in space nd names that are just cool.. they are

Bush's statement regarding the use of Human embryos for stem cell research. "I am adamantly opposed to the use of tax dollars to fund science that destroys life in order to save life..." That's a direct quote! He should have followed up with, "But I'm not opposed to using tax dollars, 700,000,000,000-yes 700 billion(more than could ever be used in all R&D), to destroy life (killing perfectly healthy people), in order to save lives and promote a war that was justified with lies.!" I will also spend your tax dollars to help fund the genocide in Darfur, by gladly accepting the invitation graciously extended by the Chinese government, to attend the 08 summer Olympics in Beijing! Tues Nov 27- How does one become the leader in the peace process all the while waging one war and drawing up plans for another? I guess it's no different than China hosting the Olympics and funding Genocide simultaneously........all the while coming up with creative ways to package biological/mineral based WMD'S into the products it exports to slowly destroy another empire! They have been evolving the means at which to do this for a thousand years. It seems to be working.

I am posting the very act of my disguest, which disgusts me.Giving attention to a subject that deserves no attn! The media attention diverted from important and real issues to something as idiotic as this is so so sad. I really have had enough of certain issues that are perpetuated on and on with little or no change. With all the "REAL" issues that could benefit from the energy wasted on it, its just one more indication that we ARE in the "End OF Days". Do these people(the whole lot, both sides) remember a little saying we were taught when we came home crying From being called some name.What?.........You mean not everyone came home crying after being picked on? STICKS AND STONES WILL BREAK MY BONES BUT NAMES WILL NEVER HURT ME................There are probably 4 of the 7 billion(Yes I had to update the 6.8 billion Ive been using)people that would gladly trade places with anyone here who gets hurt or offended when some ignorant, racist, asshole or some uneducated, what were you think not thinking, meant no real harm, forgive me for I am stupid person tosses out some word offensive to them! Remember its just a collection of letters that when put togethere in some sequence form a word. But, because of a dark spot on "mancruels" history, when put together to form that word, causes everyone to go postal!!Why, do I say they would change places? Because they are having their bones broken by sticks and stones, bombs and guns. They are facing extermination and genocide. Starvation and disease and rape and murder on a scale that cant even be imagined by anyone who is not living it! I'm sure if you were to offer a trade to be attacked by a mob welding hateful words or.......... Get over all this petty feces and take your feel sorry for yourself, woe is me, that's why I and "MY" peoples aren't getting a head and go see those who have reason to complain. It will clarify what Einstein meant by "relativity" We must stop seeing one another and especially seeing ourselves as "different" when we think of our history and our "Heritage" it only lends itself for a we are better than you mentality. Why, don't we go back a bit farther from now on when we think about our past and how proud we are to come from this country or that country, this continent or that one how we hold are heads up high when we think how far we (my peoples) had to come to get here! How far back.... I am now no longer a Euro-American and your no longer an Afro-American and they are no longer Asian- Americans. As from now on we look how far we came and what hardship must have been endured to allow all of us to be standing here today pissing and moaning about absolutely nothing! Hello fellow Homo-Erectus Americans. ONE RACE ONE PEOPLE-TOGETHER WE STAND OR DIVIDED WE WIIL FALL!

The future gives birth to the present which grows and becomes the past, and as we get older it all goes bye too fast. What once was; is never to be again. When the past ends the Future must begin. No matter the desire, They can never over-lap, passing in the present its kinda like a trap. The present is a place you see that lives only for the moment. It has no future as a past. And dreaming of a future well....... it just wont last. The present shouldn't sadden for being stuck with just a moment, for the future wants you and the past would gladly have you back. It's because to live another moment is really such a gift. And that's why its called "The Present",and that should end the rift. Joram 07...........................So much of what was the norm in the past has really taken a 180 about face into the surreal! Take for example what was once unheard of, now it appears all to often. Like the almost weekly case regarding a female teacher and a 13 0r 14 year old boy! Whats up with that? It used to be only a fantasy and a Van Halen song, I'm hot for Teacher. song by David Lee Roth and acted out in the video where a bun haired teacher with glasses transforms in front of a boy, daydreaming in class, into a hot babe. He then said, Why didn't they look like that when I was in school? Maybe we should think of a hidden agenda with regards to the recent surge in applications of Women wanting to be come priests???? I guess equality mean across the board... Male interns serving the president should be Leary of our next President. She(yes I said She) is not looking for equality she is looking for revenge! No cooking in the Oval Office I'm told. To that I'm compelled to say, "That's OK, Revenge is a dish best served cold!"